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Your Pet Is the
Founder
We Deserve

Upload a photo. We generate a complete LinkedIn founder profile, pitch deck, and Series A announcement. For your cat.

No credit card required. Results in 5 seconds. Valuation not guaranteed.

10,847

Founders Minted

$2.4T

Fake Valuation Created

5 sec

Profile Generation

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Steve Woofington

Founder & CEO, Bork Labs

San Francisco Bay Area · 500+ connections

#Open to VC

"Disrupting the $40B fetch industry with AI-native retrieval solutions. We're not building a product. We're building belief."

Founded 2 weeks ago · Series A · $12M raised
SERIES A

10,847

Founders Minted

$2.4T

Fake Valuation Created

5 sec

Profile Generation

94%

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The Process

From pet photo to IPO candidate in 5 seconds.

A streamlined founder-minting process developed over years of rigorous research into LinkedIn post formats.

01

Upload Your Pet Photo

Any pet. Any angle. Blurry is fine — great founders don't always take good headshots.

Supported: JPG, PNG, HEIC, WEBP
02

Pick the Founder Vibe

Choose your pet's founding archetype. This determines tone, vocabulary, and how many times they mention "Web3."

Tech Bro
Wellness Guru
Crypto Visionary
Stealth Mode
03

Get Your Full Founder Profile

LinkedIn bio, pitch deck cover, founder quotes, and a Series A announcement. Share to X or LinkedIn with one tap.

Ready in under 5 seconds

What You Get

The complete founder package. For your Labrador.

Every output looks indistinguishable from a real startup announcement. That is entirely the point.

LinkedIn Bio 650 words avg

The Full Founder Backstory

Complete with Ivy League credentials, stealth startup history, and a 200-word origin story about noticing the kibble market was broken.

Pitch Deck 12 slides

A 12-Slide Masterpiece

TAM, SAM, SOM. Competitive moat. Go-to-market strategy. The full pitch — for your Pomeranian. Shareable as a single image card.

Founder Quotes 3 per profile

Three Insufferable Insights

"We're not selling treats. We're selling belief." Shareable quote cards that look exactly like real thought-leader LinkedIn posts.

Series A Announcement VC-grade copy

Press Release Ready

Investor names. Valuation. Hiring plans. A full TechCrunch-style announcement so real it'll confuse your LinkedIn connections.

"I was deeply passionate about the space. The kibble market was broken, and no one was talking about it."

— Sir Fluffington III, Founder & CEO, KibbleMind AI

Golden Retriever · 4 years old · Stanford GSB, Class of 2031

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Hall of Founders

The visionaries shaping tomorrow.

A curated selection of our most impactful pet founders. Their wisdom. Their grit. Their Series A.

Join the Wall
Series
🐕

Steve Woofington

Founder & CEO, Bork Labs

Disrupting the $40B fetch industry with AI-native retrieval solutions.

Series A · $12M
Seed
🐈

Chairman Whiskers

Founder & CEO, Pawthos

Building the future of nap infrastructure for distributed teams.

Seed · $3.2M
Pre-Seed
🐹

Gerald P. Hamster

Founder & CEO, Wheelist

The circular economy, but make it literal. We run the wheel.

Pre-Seed · $800K
Series
🦎

Dr. Scales McReptile

Founder & CEO, ColdBloodVC

Patient capital for patient founders. We think in decades.

Series B · $40M
Series
🐱

Duchess Fluffmore

Founder & CEO, Purr Protocol

Web3 for the feline-forward economy. Blockchain, but cozy.

Series A · $18M

Competitive Landscape

We have analyzed the market. We have identified the gap.

Other pet apps offer soft pastels and cartoons. PetCEO offers a pitch deck, a board seat, and a valuation your dog can be proud of.

Feature PetCEO Other Pet Apps DIY LinkedIn
Looks exactly like a real startup announcement
Dead-serious corporate tone
Series A announcement with VC names
LinkedIn bio with fake credentials
Shareable pitch deck slide
AI-generated founder quotes
Embarrassingly funny results

Pricing

Transparent pricing for ambitious founders.

Institutional-grade founder profiles at a fraction of a real Series A. No carried interest.

Pre-Seed

$0 /mo

For pet founders just getting started.

Start for Free
  • 1 founder profile / month
  • LinkedIn bio + founder quote
  • Watermarked pitch deck
  • Standard vibe options
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Series A

$9 /mo

For serious founders. And their dogs.

Start My Series A
  • Unlimited founder profiles
  • Full pitch deck (no watermark)
  • Series A announcement
  • All 4 founder vibes
  • X + LinkedIn one-tap share
  • Hall of Founders listing

Unicorn

$29 /mo

For multi-pet households and power sharers.

Go Unicorn
  • Everything in Series A
  • Up to 10 pets on one account
  • Custom startup name generation
  • PDF export for all profiles
  • Priority generation (2 sec)
  • Early access to new features

All plans include a 14-day free trial. No credit card required. Valuation not guaranteed.

Get Started

Your pet is the founder
we deserve.

Stop waiting for your dog to find a co-founder. Mint their profile in 5 seconds and post it to LinkedIn before anyone realizes it's a dog.

Series A. Series Awwww.