10,847
Founders Minted
$2.4T
Fake Valuation Created
5 sec
Profile Generation
94%
Shared Immediately
The Process
From pet photo to IPO candidate in 5 seconds.
A streamlined founder-minting process developed over years of rigorous research into LinkedIn post formats.
Upload Your Pet Photo
Any pet. Any angle. Blurry is fine — great founders don't always take good headshots.
Pick the Founder Vibe
Choose your pet's founding archetype. This determines tone, vocabulary, and how many times they mention "Web3."
Get Your Full Founder Profile
LinkedIn bio, pitch deck cover, founder quotes, and a Series A announcement. Share to X or LinkedIn with one tap.
What You Get
The complete founder package. For your Labrador.
Every output looks indistinguishable from a real startup announcement. That is entirely the point.
The Full Founder Backstory
Complete with Ivy League credentials, stealth startup history, and a 200-word origin story about noticing the kibble market was broken.
A 12-Slide Masterpiece
TAM, SAM, SOM. Competitive moat. Go-to-market strategy. The full pitch — for your Pomeranian. Shareable as a single image card.
Three Insufferable Insights
"We're not selling treats. We're selling belief." Shareable quote cards that look exactly like real thought-leader LinkedIn posts.
Press Release Ready
Investor names. Valuation. Hiring plans. A full TechCrunch-style announcement so real it'll confuse your LinkedIn connections.
"I was deeply passionate about the space. The kibble market was broken, and no one was talking about it."
— Sir Fluffington III, Founder & CEO, KibbleMind AI
Golden Retriever · 4 years old · Stanford GSB, Class of 2031
Hall of Founders
The visionaries shaping tomorrow.
A curated selection of our most impactful pet founders. Their wisdom. Their grit. Their Series A.
Steve Woofington
Founder & CEO, Bork Labs
Disrupting the $40B fetch industry with AI-native retrieval solutions.
Chairman Whiskers
Founder & CEO, Pawthos
Building the future of nap infrastructure for distributed teams.
Gerald P. Hamster
Founder & CEO, Wheelist
The circular economy, but make it literal. We run the wheel.
Dr. Scales McReptile
Founder & CEO, ColdBloodVC
Patient capital for patient founders. We think in decades.
Duchess Fluffmore
Founder & CEO, Purr Protocol
Web3 for the feline-forward economy. Blockchain, but cozy.
Competitive Landscape
We have analyzed the market. We have identified the gap.
Other pet apps offer soft pastels and cartoons. PetCEO offers a pitch deck, a board seat, and a valuation your dog can be proud of.
| Feature | PetCEO | Other Pet Apps | DIY LinkedIn |
|---|---|---|---|
| Looks exactly like a real startup announcement | |||
| Dead-serious corporate tone | |||
| Series A announcement with VC names | |||
| LinkedIn bio with fake credentials | |||
| Shareable pitch deck slide | |||
| AI-generated founder quotes | |||
| Embarrassingly funny results |
Pricing
Transparent pricing for ambitious founders.
Institutional-grade founder profiles at a fraction of a real Series A. No carried interest.
Pre-Seed
For pet founders just getting started.
Start for Free- 1 founder profile / month
- LinkedIn bio + founder quote
- Watermarked pitch deck
- Standard vibe options
Series A
For serious founders. And their dogs.
Start My Series A- Unlimited founder profiles
- Full pitch deck (no watermark)
- Series A announcement
- All 4 founder vibes
- X + LinkedIn one-tap share
- Hall of Founders listing
Unicorn
For multi-pet households and power sharers.
Go Unicorn- Everything in Series A
- Up to 10 pets on one account
- Custom startup name generation
- PDF export for all profiles
- Priority generation (2 sec)
- Early access to new features
All plans include a 14-day free trial. No credit card required. Valuation not guaranteed.
Get Started
Your pet is the founder
we deserve.
Stop waiting for your dog to find a co-founder. Mint their profile in 5 seconds and post it to LinkedIn before anyone realizes it's a dog.
Series A. Series Awwww.